So I was

walking back to my seat in the library today when I saw this girl looking at me.

Our eyes met, and her lips slowly broke into a smile.

"Wth?"

All the while with her eyes fixed on me, she waited till I was close enough before her lips parted.

"Hi."

I stood stunned.

"OMFG-WTF-ZOTGGI-GLHF-SAGGF-GG-G>B!" I thought. "Is this it? Am I finally gonna be hit on by a girl? Instead of some random guy in some fucked up dirty track pants and racquet? I always knew I was gorgeous! NOW I CAN PROVE IT! HAHA!"

"You don't remember me? I'm seah's friend!"

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T_T


foong's ego.

I swear I'm so gonna remember faces from now on.

*******

Anyone noticed that the English verisons of the "anti-molester campaign" posters has been taken down? The one with the girl refusing to help the guy carry his stuff across the road with the caption screaming "You cannot be sure he is not a molester!"

It's been replaced by the chinese version which roughly translated, goes something along the lines of "Don't go anywhere with strangers." I think it makes a lot more sense. In fact, I think the english caption was bullshit.

I'm quite sure I'm not the only one who thought the english version was retarded and the person who wrote the caption deserve to be fired straight away.

No point made, no moral of the story, just some random musings. I'm just bored from a whole day of mugging. T_T

Emo Foong

五月天 - 知足

怎么去拥有一道彩虹
怎么去拥抱一夏天的风
天上的星星笑地上的人
总是不能懂不知能知足够

如果我爱上你的笑容
要怎么收藏
要怎么拥有
如果你快乐
不是为我
会不会放手
其实才是拥有

当一阵风吹来
风筝飞上天空
为了你而祈祷
而祝福而感动
终于你身影
消失在人海尽头
才发现笑着哭最痛

那天你和我那个山丘
那样的唱着那一年的歌
那样的回忆
那么足够
足够我天天都品尝着寂寞

如果你快乐再不是为我
会不会放手
其实才是拥有
知足的快乐
叫我忍受心痛

Foong Makes a Friend T_T

After Kingyau dropped off the train at Tiong Bahru after the game yesterday, this random fella, accompanied with his girlfriend, took the seat next to me. He was wearing some gayish purple trackpants and holding a racquet.

So I put on my earphones, and starting playing mahjong on my handphone to kill time. That's when random fella, henceforth known as RF, asked me a question. He spoke in Malaysian accented chinese.

"How long does it take to get to Tampines?"

"About 20 minutes."

"Oh, ok thanks."

Thinking that was the end of our little conversation, I went back to my mahjong. That's when RF started his nonsense.

"Wah, you playing mahjong ah! I haven't played in a long time leh."

I contemplated ignoring him, but thinking it'll be rude, I answered. That was when it all began. He asking me about all sorts of things, from my school, to my family, to my vacation spots, to my favourite sports. It wasn't even a conversation. I didn't bother to contribute. I just replied. It was more like a bloody Q & A session. What the fuck.

Half of me wanted to ask him to stfu, but I'm mild mannered, so i responded with disinterested answers and weak smiles.

Then came the killer. He started talking about how he'll ask me out for tea if his in my area (I told him I'll be dropping off at Bedok)

"Fucking please don't ask for my phone number!" I prayed.

Then he extended his hand, introduced himself, asked for my name, and then MY GODDAMN FUCKING HANDPHONE NUMBER!

/me tio snook.

So i gave it. Yes you read that right! I dunno what the fuck I was thinking but I gave it. (Kingyau "I cant believe you gave your number to a guy!") But I seriously didnt know how to reject him ma... T_T

How weird is that man! And its not like RF was alone, he had his damn girlfriend with him and he chose to talk to me! What the hell?

So I left the train, and after that little misadventure, I was to meet random fella 2 (RF2)!

RF 2 was in a pair of dirty green coloured trackpants and holding a racquet. He spoke in Malaysian accented chinese. (Notice the fucking coincidence)

"How do you get the Watsons?"

"I have no idea, I don't stay around here."

Again this RF2 decided that I look like a very interesting person and decided to ask me more than I care to tell. This time I was saved by the bus.

What the hell is wrong man? What are the chances of running into two weirdos on the same day?! Are these events supposed to mean something? Fuck!

Initial Monday!

Omg, another Monday at Initial Bar, and another 3 bottles of Martell down our throats!

The worst thing is, she's like 26 la! Wah lan ay...

/me is demoralised... T_T

Being Teochew

I always felt that being Teochew, caused me to speak Hokkien in abnormally high pitches. I had to work kinda hard before I could speak proper Hokkien with my estate friends when I was young...

But over the last week, I've had discounts on cabs twice because the cabbies were Teochew, and I guess they kinda felt a bond when I spoke it to them...

So, I guess being Teochew owns after all! HAha... After all, so many people can speak Hokkien but how many can speak proper Teochew?

HEh, I love my dialect! =)

Zot

Went pubbing with the guys again tonight, despite the fact that I'm probably gonna get smashed again in a few hours at Weikin's for his birthday bbq...

Third time there, fifth bottle of Martell opened in 5 days, and I'm glad to say, I managed to emit some brown ppt in the lift on my way home just now. Must be the mutton dish I had for dinner. At least I managed to like, get the waitress who jio-ed me to drink totally smashed. HAha!

So much for her so called "I've only vomited once in my four months of work here" ya..

Was on the verge of making the wrong call again on my way home tonight. Those who have been with me the previous nights should know what I mean...

I've been thinking of ending it, but it's a hard thing to do... Especially when it's sausages all year round when I hang around with the /S guys...

This entry's probably damn random, but that kinda reflects my mental state now...

A friend asked me if I missed someone. I answered "all the time."

But then again, life's a bitch ain't it...

Test is Postponed!

I was supposed to have my real estate finance mid-term next monday!

So I mugged from 2-9pm, then 10-3am on Tuesday.

Then I received an announcement on IVLE that the test's gonna be postponed to the 27th March! So dulan. Like wasted all my time mugging yesterday lor! So dulan that I decided to meet Aozhi and gang for a round of drinks at Initial Bar!

And a good round of drinks we had! 2 bottles of Martell then riverside for some Tiger! Never felt better man!

I am an alcoholic. Confirmed. T_T

Going Solo!

Found the book lying around, can't remember the last time that I read this particular book by Roald Dahl, but just spent the last hour or so reading it. I think I'm seriously bored.

Gonna be mugging in the library again tomorrow, followed by another (hardcore) beer session! And if I get wasted again tomorrow, that'll be like the 3rd time in less than 7 days!

I'm slowly but surely turning alcoholic. This sucks. T_T