Wednesday, June 29, 2005

WoW~!

I'm out of ideas.
I can't think of much to write.
So instead, I'll post a picture! A very nice picture. Fucking sexy. Confirm you all will love it. But don't ask for more. This is the one and only chance. So grab it!
Are you readY~?

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MONG HUAN BO?

I think I'm gorgeous. Say you agree. =)

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Old And New


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2005
Now its possible to upload pics thru blogger(above)! Means no more need for the retarded Hello! and Photobucket. Was jus kinda testing out and it's not bad i guess...
Bloody been raining the past 2 days. Tomorrow's pitch conditions sure zot ggi. But its ok, as long as its not the durian seller / ah long type of opponents again. And theres always your pacy right winger! =P
Stoney Sat.. Boringgggggggggg.... =(

Friday, June 24, 2005

Write Proper English, I Must

I've decided from henceforth to write my blog in proper english! Yep, since I'll be going back to my studies and all soon, thought that it might be a good thing considering that I have not been writing proper english for such a long time. So long i couldn't be sure of the difference between "it's" and "its". Lucky for me, Ky saves the day:

choboky: 'its' means belonging to it
choboky: its tail.. its tentacles..its mothership
Gosu...

Soccer, Europa and movie. That has been the story of my life in the past month. Think I've watched 5-6 movies over the past few weeks. And gone to Europa like at least 10 times. But I like it. I've spent last year doing all the wrong things so guess it's(right usage hor?) about time to revert to a normal(i suppose) life. It's fun, hanging out with the guys and all, but just can't help but feel a certain emptines sometimes. Like something's missing. And its MONEY~! Arghhhh... Fucking Brazil, fucking Adriano =(

On a serious note tho, updating my blog recently is becoming like a chore. Not because my enthusiam is waning, but its more like I'm struggling to think of things to write. I honestly feel that an entry like "Went to watch Initial D with the guys today. Quite a funny show. Then we went for prata whereby Kerk was trying to act secretive while trying to smooth some girl over the phone" would be dam fucking lame. Because you people already know! You people were with me! And you people are my only readers! So I guess an update on my daily life would be bloody pointless. Sighhh...

But here's something I think many of you missed. A mind provoking conversation between arguably the most controversial man is /S and the... erm..... most enlightened head in /S. So enlightened he ain't need to sit under no tree. He IS the tree.

TeddyB: I wanna be a Daddy - I swear this came from nowhere
TeddyB: T_T
Jiken: ..
Jiken: kerk
TeddyB: no la
TeddyB: but i'd really like to be a daddy
Jiken: sugar daddy orwat
TeddyB: no la
TeddyB: like a FATHER
Jiken: as in pastor ar
dam intellectual lor... Who would've seen things that way?

Anyway.. I had originally written this long fucking piece. I was kinda inspired and I wrote a lot of my thoughts. But FUCKING IE HAD TO JAM WHILE I WAS SCROLLING. DAM PISSED OFF LOR. So now you people get this substandard piece of rubbish that i churned out in like 10mins. But it's too late! You'll already read it!(I do hope, if not what else are you doing here?) Heh.. of course doing such a thing's too jian for a mild mannered mind like mine. So guess you people should thank...

KY~! He offered me the idea!

foong :FUCKING LONG LEH
foong :LIKE MY LONGEST EVER ENTRY LOR
foong :CCB
choboky: nvm la
choboky: u can type fast ^^
Has to be him. I could never come out with such a good idea.

So guess that would be it.
Heh.. Good night people. Cheers!

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Ass Like That~

Our darling naval officer cum 'cultured winger / tenacious dogfighter' Lester will be back in Singapore on the 27th of June! We all miss him and besides the pics on his blog, have all not seen him for sometime... sooo its with much effort tat i dug up the below pic, to let us put a face to the fella we've all been missing..

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ass like that

..... tink tat'll remind us of more den we'll want to remember.. lol



anywaeeeeee, dunno if u guys noticed it but if u look at the pic, the 2 worshippers of that tight ass pictured have both been successfully promoted from the grim depths of squad ZOT GGI to the bright new heights of squad SAGGF! Sooo... for fellow laggers in squad ZOTGGI, if u wish to be promoted, i recommend that u make haste and find the owner of the tight ass pictured and once u have done so, give that lovely ass a mighty kiss~ U might jus find urself in squad SAGGF next without knowing iT~! heh...

Friday, June 17, 2005

kick..


i know wat i said abt the strips but i couldnt resist~ =)
cuz i feel exactly the same abt some ppl.. Posted by Hello

Monday, June 13, 2005

heh..


i was jus clearing my room the other day when i came across an old photo album.. its kinda interesting when u compare us then and us now..

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jy in 2001 "tis is the body i aim for"
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jy in 2005 "no wait, tats my body"



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captain courageous in 2001 "always willing to get his hands dirty"
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captain courageous in 2005 "has already gotten his hands dirty by ks-ing"





but of cuz, there're always exceptions.. such as our star midfielder below:




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ky in 2001 "i look boyish ya?"
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ky in 2005 "i still look boyish ya?"


ky doesn't look like his aged a day~ so cute..... =P (too bad a certain i*** dun like T_T ) jus found the pics quite interestin so posted it heh~ no offense wor jy, esp how u went "OMG" at ur pic on the /s webby.. heh....

oh and on a different note althogether..

IVE FINALLY GOT MY PINK IC BACK~! AND MY 11B SAYS "NSMEN" YAY~! (suck it kerk =P)

yep, will try do some actual writing nxt time, but like ive said, theres nothing eventful happening, and some things i dun wanna post here too, soooooo.........


it could only mean more Europa sessions! heh.. cheErs~!

Friday, June 10, 2005

sigh..

theres like a severe lack of excitment in my life... nothing worth noting about~ sighhh...
but of cuz, theres always still blue hairband to look forward to =)

Monday, June 06, 2005

The mystery of Mr Kerk


"Kerk", a previously unknown punter, burst into the scene in the last few weeks of the football season, winning millions by his hot picks and daredevil bets. Now blacklisted by 7 of the top 10 bookies in Singapore, he's the most talked abt man in the football betting circles in Singapore today. Today, we try to uncover the man behind the legend~
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"Kerk" is a file picture. He denies this is him, claiming its a fake photo.


So who is this kerk.. and why does the team he picks always win? Some people believe "Kerk", with all the skills his shown is actually Ko Chun, the one and only God of Gamblers..
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"Hi, my real name's actually Kerk"



but critics have blasted this view.. Ko Chun is an expert on cards.. Kerk's forte is on football and horse betting. Which brings us to the next possibiliy..



Kerk is actually Ah King. The Conman!

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"Hi, actually my name's Kerk"


This makes perfect sense. Because Ah King's skills in horse and soccer betting are unparallelled, and so is Kerk's. Which is why there are so many supporters of this theory. But alas, one thing's forgotten. Ah King's an expert in mahjong. but Kerk cant win a game of mahjong to save his life. Thus, its another miss.. which brings us to the final conclusion...





Kerk is actually...



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"Kerk... Come Homeeeeeeeeee"



Remember you read the exposE here on zotggi.blogspot.com here FIRST~!

(Disclaimer: Kerk, dun angry wor.. u are still my sugar daddy la heh..)

Saturday, June 04, 2005

epl's best ever foreign player

the newpaper ran an article a few days back on dennis bergkamp commenting that he was the best ever foreign player to have played in the epl.. and invited the readers to write back, which they duly published today.. i hope these were jus random letters the editor drew out 'lucky draw' style, bcuz if these were the best entries, singapore's in trouble.. here are some examples..

Mr jeffrey low gives his vote to thierry henry:
'he has consistently produced the goods both at home and abroad'
tat muz explain why france were eliminated in the grp stages of wc2002.

'throughout the world, henry's menacing figure can be spotted in most advertisements promoting the premiership'
if tats the way to do it, beckham muz be the best ever foreign player in spain. by a mile.

DArren agrees with the newpaper:
'back then, it was as if the world stood with bated breath whenever he had the ball at his feet. he could do the impossible'
yes. u make him sound like god. pls provide 5 'impossible' moments in the 97/98 season.

alfian feels a need to tell us his life story:
'hi i was browsing through a copy of the new paper on 31 may 2005....'
'i am a foreigner, an indonesian, i came to singapore when i was 11..'
'i started suppporting arsenal when i was about 13 or 14. that's about 8 yrs ago...'
'i stayed in hostel with about 40 other students...'

guess wat? nobody cares...

lim wee ping believes zola shd be the man:
'jose mourinho even persuaded zola to stay'
i hope im wrong but, didnt zola leave much before mourinho came?

'before his low profile move to the epl, he was best remembered by many as the main culprit for italy's ealy exit in euro96'
so tats supposed to convince us over into thinking his the best?

mr tan jinwen supports bergkamp cause:
'he has won almost everything in england'
gosh, andy cole must be the best ever domestic player to grace the english game.

and ive kept the best for the last.. finally, introducing MR CHESTER LOW who believes makelele was the best ever. i hoped he would provide an interesting view on tis and he did:
'the most praise that makelele ever received in his epl career was the game against charlton. british newspapers heaped praise on him and even our local sprots writers were generous. this alone is sufficient to make makelele the best foreign player to play in the EPL'
u must haf brains the side of grapes. im not even gonna comment on tis. i risk making myself stupid..

thanks to the newpaper for such an interesting read..
and there u haf it, our experts on the english game making their.. well... outstanding views known to the rest of our sunny island on thw newpaper~ hope they enlightened u the same way they enlightened me~
cheers~

i cant sleep!

"Foong your england damn power.. as power as the poisonouslady LOL ah beng plus ah lian power" - Lester Chng

nah bay, at least limpei do not believe myself to be a chao ah beng.. im mild mannered foong yo.. and i always keo my room... although while typin my blog, i get abit nua and type in short-form, it doesnt mean that im lousy in english but excel in singlish ok? and i most definitely do not got a feeling that I am getting laid soon ok? because im kns, and all the girls whom ive tried to bring home always zitao gan me 'ay nvr dio slap before ah?' tee gong bo pi ah, may i saggf soon..
'wah foong, u very boh liaos hor' u must be thinking.. but its not true.. i borrow alot of books at one go and i tink you should too! because some of them are really good and check them out.. if u tink the italics makes tis post a chore to read, den may i suggest you close ur eyes shut when ur eyes shift to that particular messy corner.. so to end off, love my postings like you love me and love me for who i am or fuck off..

ok~ if u had no bloody idea wat tat was all abt, i dun blame u.. i dun either.. but to get a better idea, you could visit jy's highly recommended blog at http://www.verypoisonouslady.blogspot.com .. jus note tat im in no way tryin to be offensive, jus tryin to haf a little harmless fun~ and i didnt tink tat was very funny anywaes.. T_T
heck, not everyone can be a comedian =)
cheeRs~



and les, i still tink i write good english =P

Friday, June 03, 2005

thursdae niTe footbAll~!

it wasnt a good nite for our ball last nite.. firstly, my 2nd kick of the evening landed our ball straight in the fucking canal, which of cuz, had to be flooded.. so we spent like the best part of the next 20mins scoopin the ball with a pole i ' kapo' from the nearby construction site, and me went spiderman to recover the ball =( but tat, a little bit of swimming was dam sure nothing compared to the punishment the ball was to take later from....

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"i aZ~ mE stRONGGG~!!"

last nite saw our resident strength hero, our 1.9m shen diao, score a career high of 3 home runs in one nite~ the first of which was nothing like i've ever seen in my 3plus yrs of footballing at clementi~ holy shit, the ball cleared the high fence, cleared the even higher trees(tis already was a first), and if thats not enough, cleared the expressway and landed into the lokang in the centre expressway barrier.. strength plus precision~ what a shot, and what a footballer indeed~ =) (aZ im kidding ard, dun slam me T_T)

den it was the usual supper at clementi, after which kerk was nice enuff to send me to tiong bahru mrt on the cab.. but kerk as usual, shot off his mouth abt the 'mats' at the clementi court on the cab not realizing tat the cabbie was a nice malay fella.. i hope he reached home safely.. T_T

and fellas~ Europa tonite ya? heh.. cheeRs~

Thursday, June 02, 2005

tomorrow..


sometimes 'tomorrow' doesnt seem like a such good place to be.. Posted by Hello

i jus love calvin and hobbes for its ability to invoke emotions u never thought u would spend on a comic script.. and bein able to laugh yet identify wif it at the same time =), but tink ive been postin too many scripts, so the scripts shd stop for some time...

hoLidayS~


=) Posted by Hello

well~ we shd all enjoy life now before we step into uni, tis is like the last chance of our lives to do fuck all, jus relax and enjoy each other's company, to basically jus have fun! so hope we can keep tis up~ before the stress of uni creeps in and we find ourselves having lesser and lesser time to enjoy ourselves ya.. so as to not regret not cherishing tis period of loboness while it lasted....
jus got homE~ had another wonderful evening with the guys.. watched madagascar, den it was nydc( i tink) for dinner and another chill out session at europa~ had quite a few beers den went wif seaH for prata at serangoon gardens..
we shd go to europa more on weekdays lo~ theres like a huge difference in the standard of the waitresses wor.. hope can get to see the blue hairband waitress again lol~ =) but too bad im hum~ and i dun own a car T_T ( so im not a stud)~ right dennisssssssss? lol~ =P

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Fuckz~!

heRe's my 2nd posting of the daY, so as not to let my loyal supporter ky dowN~ lol..
im back frm tekong.. i oRd todaE! but my bloody ffi's on the 7th, so looks like ive gotta miss my pinKie a little longer.. sigh...
angelfire deleted my account! bitches!
' The page you are attempting to access has been removed because it violated Angelfire's Terms of Service.'
goddam maggots~! they didnt even say which term~ guess that means no more music =(
anywae dunno how much longer my 'enthu-ness' on the blog will last so in the event that my zotggi dies out, jus take it as a limited edition! lol~ =)
and lastly~ nus rejected my appeal for change of fact, but tats kinda expected so not an issue there~ but anyhow, its an excuse to go out and drink! heh~ Europa tonite guys? =P

cuTe~


lol~ Posted by Hello

tot tis pic sent to me by my fren's rather cute..
well, im off back to camp again~ firz time ive woken up so early in the morning for a long timeeeee..... and kerk, i assume u'll read tis, remember my beer wor.. =)
okie, will b goin off now, promise more interestin updates when i get back ya~
cheeRs~