0619

Happy endings are but fantasies
A whim of the optimist
Yet to perceive the innate ironies
Nor partake in the blatant cruelties
Of the abominable joke
Better known as 'Life'
Serves each passing day.

0622

Memories too vivid to cast away
Ask me not
For I ill know what to gain
Through seeking the physical to compensate
An inability to comprehend
Except that it blurs the boundaries
Between pleasure and the pain.

-random

Oh how I wish, for soothing rain
All I wish is to dream again.

Football's a Crazy Game

In a week of Macheda's magical winner and this wicked, wicked, wicked goal by Grafite against Bayern, we now have this:

'A FOOTBALL team who tried to put the wind up a penalty taker were left with more than red faces.

One of Chorlton Villa's players was given a yellow card for allegedly breaking wind as a spot kick was taken. The penalty was saved - but ordered to be retaken when the ref decided the noise had put the kicker off.

Villa's goalkeeper was red carded for saying he believed the ref was 'the worst he had seen in years'. Minutes later another Villa player was sent off for expressing disbelief that his team-mate had been booked for flatulence.

The re-taken penalty was scored by rivals International Manchester.

Villa, who won the game 6-4, finished the match at Turn Moss, Stretford, with just eight men. They had already had another player dismissed for giving the ref abuse.' - Manchester Evening News

What a game.

Paper Beer

'I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap' - Rudyard Wheatley.

Well, not quite exactly, but this comes pretty close i guess.

Rambling

Gotta get to school to pick up my dissertation. I fucking hate it when I've gotta travel 4 hours to be in school for 5 fucking minutes.

Just felt like letting you people know that.