Thursday, September 24, 2009

Smell

Did you read the Newpaper today? About the guy who apparently spontaneously ejaculates? While that's either the world's lamest excuse or the saddest condition known to man, it's how he was found out that's the interesting part.

I quote, "That was when her (the victim) friend noticed wet spots on Chong's jacket. He took it, smelled it, and realized it was semen. Her friend then told Chong, 'this is yours, right? We are all men, you should know what this is."

How the fuck do you recognise semen through smell? It's scary to think where the knowledge and confidence in his accusation came from.

I never even fucking knew semen had a smell.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

-random

Relapsing into misery.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

-random

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference." - Elie Wiesel

How absolutely true.