The Caste System!
Apparently I'm not very well loved or popular. In fact I think I'm quite the opposite.
Last week:
Friend : You going for *******'s Birthday?
Foong : I wasn't invited.
Friend : Oh..
Today:
Friend : You going for *****'s Birthday?
Foong : She didn't invite me.
Friend : At least you save on the present la.
Tamade! I really so bad meh? I so GORGEOUS it's NOT MY FAULT WHAT~~!! =P
*******
The existence of a caste system within our ranks has been well documented, but never defined. So here goes..
The GLHF
The lowest level of existence, the GLHF form the bottom of the social pyramid, feeding off scraps left unwanted by the TRICKSY and the SAGGF caste. Members in this caste are known for low self confidence, constant declaration of love to other guys, and holding girls hands when drunk. Other documented symptoms include excessive backside tearing and locking of oneself in his room daily with a Diablo2 box in hand.
The ZOTGGI
The commoner's caste. Trapped a vicious cycle of suffering, the ZOTGGI spends their time between avoiding the dreaded drop into the GLHF caste and harbouring the dreamy hopes of a promotion into the TRICKSY caste. The ZOTGGI usually spend their time trying to secure target sources without sucess, with the hardcore usually being capable of any means to do so. The milder members of this caste usually spends their times surfing for pictures of pretty girls on the net and writing lame articles like this one. Also been known to be regular visitors of Gay Street in Aussie.
The TRICKSY
The TRICKSY caste is a result of evolution. It did not exist until a couple of years ago. Because of the great leap between the SAGGF and the ZOTGGI classes, the massive void in between has resulted in the birth of a 'middle class', the bourgeosis, the TRICKSY caste. Only the best and the most hardworking of the ZOTGGI make it to this class. Members of this class are known to attend many Orientation Camps, and replying when asked by the GLHF and ZOTGGI, "Don't have la! Dam jialat lor! Where got?". Also been know to rush off after football games for OG outings, miss drinking sessions with buddies and most importantly go MIA for prolonged periods without any prior notice.
The SAGGF
The highest level of attainment before nirvana. If the TRICKSY are the bourgeosis, then the SAGGF are the the undisputed aristocrats. Having reached the pinnacle of mental and physical satisfaction, they own all before them. What's joining your buddies for beer, football, shopping etc etc? I'm SAGGF! The rest of you fuck spider~ However because of their attainment, they do leave scraps which explains why the GLHF and the ZOTGGI still stick to the SAGGF like parasites.
(Any similarities with any person living or dead is merely a coincidence. Please don't kill me)
Last week:
Friend : You going for *******'s Birthday?
Foong : I wasn't invited.
Friend : Oh..
Today:
Friend : You going for *****'s Birthday?
Foong : She didn't invite me.
Friend : At least you save on the present la.
Tamade! I really so bad meh? I so GORGEOUS it's NOT MY FAULT WHAT~~!! =P
*******
The existence of a caste system within our ranks has been well documented, but never defined. So here goes..
The GLHF
The lowest level of existence, the GLHF form the bottom of the social pyramid, feeding off scraps left unwanted by the TRICKSY and the SAGGF caste. Members in this caste are known for low self confidence, constant declaration of love to other guys, and holding girls hands when drunk. Other documented symptoms include excessive backside tearing and locking of oneself in his room daily with a Diablo2 box in hand.
The ZOTGGI
The commoner's caste. Trapped a vicious cycle of suffering, the ZOTGGI spends their time between avoiding the dreaded drop into the GLHF caste and harbouring the dreamy hopes of a promotion into the TRICKSY caste. The ZOTGGI usually spend their time trying to secure target sources without sucess, with the hardcore usually being capable of any means to do so. The milder members of this caste usually spends their times surfing for pictures of pretty girls on the net and writing lame articles like this one. Also been known to be regular visitors of Gay Street in Aussie.
The TRICKSY
The TRICKSY caste is a result of evolution. It did not exist until a couple of years ago. Because of the great leap between the SAGGF and the ZOTGGI classes, the massive void in between has resulted in the birth of a 'middle class', the bourgeosis, the TRICKSY caste. Only the best and the most hardworking of the ZOTGGI make it to this class. Members of this class are known to attend many Orientation Camps, and replying when asked by the GLHF and ZOTGGI, "Don't have la! Dam jialat lor! Where got?". Also been know to rush off after football games for OG outings, miss drinking sessions with buddies and most importantly go MIA for prolonged periods without any prior notice.
The SAGGF
The highest level of attainment before nirvana. If the TRICKSY are the bourgeosis, then the SAGGF are the the undisputed aristocrats. Having reached the pinnacle of mental and physical satisfaction, they own all before them. What's joining your buddies for beer, football, shopping etc etc? I'm SAGGF! The rest of you fuck spider~ However because of their attainment, they do leave scraps which explains why the GLHF and the ZOTGGI still stick to the SAGGF like parasites.
(Any similarities with any person living or dead is merely a coincidence. Please don't kill me)
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