Bangkok (mis)Adventure Day 2

'The most beautiful woman in the world is a man.'

Or an ex-man at least, but more of that later. First up in the morning was Chaktuchak Market.


Chaktuchak Market

And it was huge. I guess we'll probably have explored the place more if the weather hadn't been so hot, but four hours there was plenty already I guess.




And Kerk got pwned again by..


The biggest beef steak in the world

And after that it was to Central World for a really really really hardcore heavy dinner before the guys went for a massage and I went back to the room to read. And now that all the boring stuff's outta the way, it was time for the main event, Patpong!


Dry run for later in the night.

Kerk fits right in!

And yes, I was getting to my point. So after Les got repeatedly raped by the watch sellers (rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape) we settled in some random bar with girls dancing on the bartop.

And, some of the girls were hot. I mean really really really really really fucking knnccb hot. Yet, there was a dodgy factor to it, and we spent the night debating which ones were transformers
(which was pretty funny and fun).

Oh, and I saw the most beautiful woman in the world, only to realize that... 'her' voice was lower than mine.

And. That. Sums. Up. Our. Lives. Time to go back, fucking zotggi.


Kerk settled for some hot and steamy time with yuda instead

and room service for supper

And that was the end of our tour of Bangkok's premier dodgy area. Pretty eye opening actually, but that was that and it was on to day 3.